So I'm at the Days Inn in Newark, Delaware (yay free wi-fi!), and I'm fairly tired. Obviously, things are set up perfectly for hilarity to descend upon me. I turned on the TV a moment ago, only to face one of those late-night get-rich-quick ads. But this isn't any usual l-n g-r-q ad; this one has midgets! The two dudes who run the seminar they're selling are wee folk. This is awesome. If you're interested in getting rich from midgets, swing by www.cashflowgenerator.com. You'll hear the midgets talk over porn music.
posted by Liar at 01:13